Let's all be honest in these times of uncertainty there's only one real enemy of America...and that's Balding Hank!
We're trying to win here and he comes along and just takes our trophy like it's a speech of a first lady.
And I tell you we're going to win, we're going to win so big this year it won't even be close! So let's all get together and build a wall between Balding Hank and our trophy!
