Week 6 Matchup of the Week

Welcome to Deflate Gate Week in the NFL!

This week's matchup of the week is brought to you by The Love Ranch

 

This week's match-up will leave you in a coma, half-dead, and passed out on the floor just like our sponsor!

This week we have a "match-up" of 1 win teams. There's not much to get excited about, I'd rather watch an episode of the Kardashians than have to see these two pathetic "teams" play.

Jay and Not So Silent Shawn take on TM23 in what is sure to be a low scoring snoozefest. Both teams suck, that's all there is to say. I could care less about this matchup and only am writing about it because I'm contractually obligated to pick a matchup each week.

ESPN says Jay and Not So Silent Shawn will win, but let's be honest this things is going to end in a 0-0 tie...all three of you men should be ashamed of yourselves for your respective teams because after this week one of you will be 1 and 5.

Cinco De Weeko

And then there was one!

Hello, is it your first loss you've been looking for Prestige Worldwide?

What about arriving to your front door and dropping 140 points on you Team Shaft?

Can anyone beat RG?

I mean seriously we are all getting beat by a team led by a Redhead...

As for the rest of us lovable losers....

There's a Mena-jay-Suck for last place this year. Yes, I know there are 4 teams with only 1 win, but that didn't fit into my word play...surprising HTMRWW is not in the mix, surly this has to change, you can hold suck back so long..

Let's give a big hand to this year's Biggest Improver (So Far) presented by BabyBjorn Toilet Trainer to:

Kenny Loggins Powers. Congrats on this new found adventure of winning you've discovered, but sadly like running into Kershaw in the playoffs, it's about to end...

This week's Bench Get Off Me Award (Sponsored by the man himself Johnny Bench) goes to....

Half the Man I Used to Be (Who really should change his name to Half the Owner I Used to Be) for leaving Darren McFadden and his 16 points wasting away which would have been more than enough to overcome his 4 point loss to KLP.

Until we meet again, may the odds be ever in your favor...

Week 5 Matchup of the Week

This week's Matchup of the Week is sponsored by...CDC Cellular Repair Services, LLC

Not familiar with the company? Either was I, but heck let's meet the owner...

This is John O'Rangers

When John O’Rangers lost his job, he tapped into his electronic skills using ham radio, becoming a certified cellphone repairman, and CDC Cellular Repair Services LLC was born.

 

Main product or service: Cellular phone repair: iPhones, smartphones, tablets

 

What led you to launch this business? Layoff from previous career. Tapped into my skills in electronics/ham radio, earned training and certification in cellphone repair.

 

What is unique about it? There are limited resources in the region for this type of service. I am trained to repair not only the level 1 basic cosmetic repairs, but can perform complex internal repairs, water damage repair, SMD soldering and so forth.

 

What do you do that nobody else does? Cellphone water damage, board-level soldered repairs such as charge ports, micro-USB ports. I also have dedicated training and certification from the top cellphone training school in the country.

 

Why do you believe you will be successful? First, there are few options in the region for phone repairs. Often insurance deductibles are too high or the carriers will not repair customers’ phones. I am also able to do many repairs in as little as one to two hours.

 

My business field is in high demand. Most people today rely on smartphones for so many activities, and need quality repair services. Repair service, especially when internal problems exist, are often beyond the scope of most individuals. I can be the solution to this. It is not uncommon to find people who claim to do these types of repairs, but very uncommon to find one that is trained properly. My business has the potential to do very well in a challenging economy as customers have less disposable income and are using their older devices longer.

 

Thanks for that informative interview John!

This week Team Shaft takes on Stormin Mormon in a battle of Division leaders. ESPN gives the all important checkmark to Team Shaft so that's who I'm putting my money on. I think I'm 4-0 on the season, but I could be wrong.

* Note this "interview" was taken from The Fredrick News-Post interview on 8/31/13. I am giving all the credit to the author of this interview. You can view the interview here. Please don't sue me, I'm only trying to be funny.

Week 4 Recap

Welcome to the first weeks of...

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Well let's see what happened this week...the tow man lovefest still remains undefeated and there really are three (3) certain things in life:
1. death,
2. taxes, and
3. Randy winning.

As for the rest of us band of loser...

Welcome to the win column Quinn's Redemption Tour and Half the Man Roy Williams Was. We all remember our first, some just had to wait a little bit later...

What do you do after 58 point ass kicking?

1. Apparently, you offer a trade to everyone in the league for the same two (2) players.
2. You also don't discuss said trades with your co-owner.
3. You execute said trade.
4. You are forced to eat at the ONLY restaurant that wasn't established in Mobile, Alabama

But maybe that's just how some teams roll..

Bench Get Off Me Award (No official sponsor as of this week) of the week goes to...

Philanthropist Fletch for leaving Rashad Jenning's 17 points on the bench and instead getting a whopping 2 points from the tiny Darren Sproles...those extra 15 points would've have been more than enough to beat the Blount master...

This week's IDIOT of the Week (Sponsored by The Great State of West Virginia) goes to...

I Will Not Give Up T for turning down this one-sided trade...

I mean that's like giving away your team, looks like someone should've hit accept, but that's just why some people can never have nice shiny new things....like a Fantasy Football trophy...

Until we meet again my friends...

#ManGate2015 or as it really was FailGate

Well that was good idea that completely sucked!

ManGate 2015 happened, not many would call it a success.

There was a smorgasbord of food from Half the Man I Used to Be's "redhead hot sausages" to The Real RG's 7 layers of fantasy dominance dip. Much thanks to Prestige Worldwide for opening his home and assorted beverages fridge to us.

Sadly even the gloriousness of four (4) TVs, a warm fire, and an abundance of Chick-fil-a nuggets couldn't change the score of any games. The state of Mississippi took home the first loser trophy this weekend and that just sucks!

DirectTV tried to warm us to just give up and go home, but no we wouldn't pay any attention to "Jim" from Illinois. We persevered and should have really just watched a LifeTime movie.

Heck, I Will Not Give Up T didn't even end up passing out in the guest room.

It still was a great time, we sang Happy Birthday, some of us fell over in our chairs, and we all found out that yes The Original RG does excel in everything from Fantasy Sports to cornhole.

If we ever decide to do this again, might I suggest not attempting this during football season...stay hungry my good friends.

Week 4 Matchup of the Week

This week's matchup of the week is brought to you by...

Pepto Bismol!

When you've over indulged in the wine you brought for the birthday girl and you feel like you've got to hurl, you need to reach for some Pepto instead of that ice cold PBR...


This week Team Shaft takes on Jay and Not So Silent Shawn

Yes you might be asking why in the world is this the matchup of the week but to all of you I just have one thing to say...

SHUT YO MOUTH!

According to the "experts" at ESPN this matchup should end up in a draw 115 to 115. I'm going to give the edge to Team Shaft going with my trusty whoever has the checkmark by their team method that hasn't let me down yet!

 

Week 3 Recap

What does the Fox say?



How about I just whooped your ass by 81.

 

The week 3 performer of the week sponsored by Coors Light goes to:

Team Fox

While they may lack name creativity and adult alcoholic beverage preference, they are not lacking in playmakers. Looks like spending $5 on a defense was a worthwhile investment after all.

So gentlemen, raise your blue mountain cool cans of Coors Light and salute this week's peak performer!

The rest of us:

KLP seems more concerned about his wedding and the Mets than his fantasy team. Are you even trying? I'm shocked this team has even won a game.

Slow golf clap to our newest member for picking up his first win even though if he had played anyone else this week, he'd be 0-3. Sometimes you just get lucky, but obviously this didn't happened during your draft.

All of us are wondering when the Redemption Tour starts and it looks like Roy Williams is well on his way to stealing your girlfriend and last place for a second straight year.

And then there were 3. Yep they share a man love fest and first place both Prestige Worldwide and Team Shaft remain unbeaten entering the bye weeks. The Original RG is perfect too, but who cares...