Week 3 Matchup of the Week

Hola amigos y bienvenidos a la tercera semana!

This week's matchup of the week is brought to you by....SnapChat

Both Half the Man I Used to Be and Half the Man Roy Wiliams Was limp into this matchup desperate for a win. These two previous champions are looking to avoid 0-3 more importantly having a worse record than Graham Cracker!

This game is basically a pick 'em (or suck 'em because both teams have underperformed this year). ESPN predicts a stalemate at 111, but to quote the great Shawn "Delicious" Browning..."I'll be honest with you," both these teams would be lucky to break triple digits given their past performances.

I'm giving a slight edge to Roy Wiliams due to ESPN giving him more red check marks than Used to Be. Also the fact that he's got a woman beater, child beater, his Kicker and TE both got caught for PEDs, and most importantly, I'm a fan of his WR's dating habits (that was a horrible run-on sentence, apology to my AP English teacher).

Better not sleep on this one...

Week 2 Wrap Up

There's really no way to be nice about it, the only thing we can do is make another award for the "performance" Kenny Loggins Powers turned in this week.

All suggestions are welcome to the League Managers

Let's recap, because you just have to admire the suck of this team this week.

1. Not a single starter scored over 9 points.
2. Currently every starter on KLP appears on their respective real life NFL team's injury report.
3. His bench only missed out scoring the starters by 5 points
4. Two (2) KLP starters didn't even contribute a single point this week.

But let's be honest, isn't this what you expect when you draft Tony Romo?

Here's hoping that KLP can turn it around next week, starting Torrey Smith looks like a move in the right direction..

Alright for the rest of the League...

 

This need to be posted again because it's glorious...

100%...SWAG KELLY.  

Five (5) teams remain perfect.

Philanthropist Fletch and Prestige Worldwide meet this week so at least one (1) team will be knocked from the ranks of perfection.

Five (5) teams have yet to find the win column, we thank you all for your $20 each donation to the pot.

Half the Man I Used to Be and Half the Man Roy Williams Was (That's a mouthful) match up this week in the Pillow Fight of the week.

The Bold Move of the week brought to you by Wal-Mart the official retailer of the Alabama Crimson Tide goes to...

Quinn's Redemption Tour for not starting a WR2



The matchup of the week will be released later this week, if you care..

Week 1 Ethan Albright Award

Welcome to the league Team Farage!

Congrats, your team is a horrible excuse for an imaginary roster of millionaires and your fantasy football managing skills are impeccable! You're a true inspiration to us all in the level of suckitude one human being can exhibit!

If Bud Light ever starts up the Real Men of Genius campaign again, don't worry, you'll never be considered.

We all thank you for what looks to be a donation of $130 to the pot!

The Week 1 Ethan Albright "You're the Worst" Award goes to our newest member Team Farage

Congratulations on this great accomplishment in your Fantasy Football career, may it be the start to many more weeks of suck!

Hello...is it Week 2 You're Looking For?

Welcome to Week 2 gentlemen!

This week's matchup is brought to you by Subway who has a history of choosing the wrong people for their team, sorta like some of you and your drafting strategies.


On paper the matchup of the week appears to be All Night Long versus The Original RG, with just .1 separating both teams. A slight edge goes to  RG, but let's be honest, he's starting a Ginger, that's never a good idea.

I can truly say the whole league will be pulling for Lionel here. 1st place in the Lannister Division is on the line also, but who really care about that.

Let's hope the run Lionel is on last longer than his daughter's reality television career.

Week 1 Matchup of the Week

Welcome to week 1

No one knows anything about their team and I have no idea about anything as was apparent from my draft, so I'm just going to go off the ESPN spread right now.

This week's game of the week is brought to you by the State of Utah.




Week 1 sees everyone's favorite Mormons versus one of my favorite movies written by a man who once had to buy two seats on Southwest (a fate I see in one of this teams owner's future).

With a rolling paper thin line of just 3.6 points it looks like Jay and Not  So Silent (correctly spelled now) Shawn tokes past the Stormin' Mormon and deflates Mormon's hopes of starting 1-0. Bold move starting Michael Floyd over Mike Evans, let's see if it pays off.

Looks like the Mormon better hope Jay is the one smashing his cellphone after checking ESPN fantasycast and not his quarterback.

Snoochie Boochies

Draft Party

Thanks to Joey's wife for allowing us to gather and draft this past Tuesday night. Below is documentation that Shawn actually said he would attend something and showed up.

The Fox looks like someone has told him that the Coors Light brewery has shut it's doors for good.

If you didn't attend I hope you had a good excuse. If you trusted Shawn to draft your team, I hope you had an even better excuse!

Awards were given out and the one thing every man wants in his possession was bestowed on last year's champ.

If you don't know what I'm referring to, then feast your eyes on the prize.

This gentlemen is what we are playing for this year. Not just to beat Randy, but to be able to go home and cuddle up to this glorious award every night!

As usual there were a few prop bets and the results are posted below:

As you can see Joey's handwriting rivals his child's