Week Six Recap

Greetings Gentlemen, is anyone else ready to just throw in the towel on football?



I hate Fantasy Football, I hate it! Why do I continue to think this is fun? I'd get more enjoyment out of putting $130 on the ground and lighting it on fire...


Side note (has anyone seen The Holy Mountain? Crazy movie, I would not recommend it)

Anyways, let's get to Week 6's games...

Can we all agree that Baratheon is the strongest division with 3 of the top 5 highest scoring teams it's hard to argue. Yes, the bottom team sucks, but still you always have to have that one person that ruins it for everyone..

This week's Bench Get Off Me Award (presented by Forrest Gump),

goes to both Half the Man I Used to Be and We Don't Need Your Permission.

Both teams left more than enough points on their respective benches that would have insured an easy victory, but instead both team find themselves owing $10.

Last week's Matchup of the Week was less than spectacular. The only thing worse that both these teams was this play...



Is there a more pathetic team in the League than Jay and Not So Silent Shawn?

At 1-5, the only thing making positive gains on this team is their respective waist sizes. While one co-owner is to congratulated on his recent engagement the other's spouse should consider divorcing him for his poor decision making. It looks like 1-12 is on the horizon for this team, but keep your heads up gentlemen maybe you both need to a trip in your underwear to the hotel hospitality to get some skittles and water or some half decent Fantasy Football players.

Looks like Half the Man Roy Wiliams Was is back to his old ways, scoring the least amount of points this week. Glad to know you haven't forgotten how to suck like Lionel Richie All Night Long obviously has.



What is the world coming to! Both Lionel Richie All Night Long and Kenny Loggins Powers find themselves in unprecedented territory...winning and in the Playoffs...one can only wonder how long this will last..

I don't know about you, but I just picked up some special Mormon Temple Garments b/c is there any team hotter right now that Stormin Mormon?

Until we meet again...


Oh, almost forgot..Prestige Worldwide beat The Original RG