Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Week 2's Managerial Excellence Award

Congrats Kenny Loggins Powers as you take home Week 2's Managerial Excellence Award.


Now take a minute gentlemen and let me walk you through this one...it'll take a while, but the destination is worth the journey.

1. Thursday KLP adds Allen Hurns for a cool $5 off waivers.


2. Saturday KLP drops Allen Hurns and adds old reliable Mike Wallace for 2 buckaroos.


3. Sunday without the presence of Allen Robinson due to injury, Allen Hurns scores a respectable 20 points. I know you've got Blake Bortles throwing to him, but someone has to catch at least one of those passes.


4. Not to be outdone....Mike Wallace puts up 1 point, against the Cleveland Browns mind you...


5.  Monday night late, Kenny Loggins Powers loses by 4 points.


6. But wait! There's more...if KLP had just done nothing....just sat in DC, bitched about most of us down here, and paid more attention to everyone else's team....he'd of still won. Why you might ask? Because the player he originally dropped (Tyler Lockett) scored 13 points. Now that's giving KLP a lot of credit assuming he'd of still started Tyler Lockett, he could've started another UM receiver and still lost, but let's just assume that he would've kept Lockett in.


So let's recap, KLP basically wasted $7 of his free agent budget when he could've won this week.

Congratulations sir...we look forward to more excellence from you this year!

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