*Note: We will only be discussing the Winner's Bracket here due to the consolation ladder not mattering, if you didn't make the playoffs, you suck, I'm sorry, there's no participation trophy for sucking and being a pathetic loser here.
Just a little bit of history before we get to the 1st round...
Fact #1: Did you know that back in the first year of this league that Lionel Richie All Night Long was the #1 seed? I don't know what's more impressive, that he's never changed his team name or that he was actually that good back then...oh how the times have changed
Fact #2: In the 2012 season Roger Goodell'd actually played for the league championship and lost?
Ok, I regress..
Prestige Worldwide and Stormin Mormon both have byes due to their superior records during the 2015 season. Both are guaranteed to at least play for 3rd place.
Matchup 1: #6 seed Speech Mode (8-5) versus #3 seed The Original RG (10-3)
It's the matchup of the two teams everyone hates in this league because one team is run by a man who wins everything and the other is run by some clown who likes to belittle others behind a computer screen.
These two team met in week four with The Original RG winning 108 to 90. However, this week ESPN predicts a Speech Mode victory of 134 to 117 and we all know what that means...The Original RG will breeze through this matchup. Let's be honest Doug Baldwin will continue to thrive in a post Jimmy Graham offense, Jarvis Landry will return every kick for a TD, and Charles Sims will do what every team has been doing to the Saint's D...run through them. Plus there's no way in hell that Speech Mode is putting up another 188 point effort like last week.
This one won't be over until Monday night so grab your favorite athletic trainer's cart and go on a ghost ride to pick up a 12" from Subway, an ice cold Pepsi, and some Skittles for dessert, boss!
Matchup 2: #5 seed Team Fox (9-4) versus #4 seed Team Shaft (8-5)
These two team met in week six with Team Fox winning 139 to 97. This week ESPN seems to think that Team Fox will continue his domination of the shaft (that's what she said?). Even though Team Shaft is projected to tie Team Fox with 119 points, ESPN still is giving the little red checkmark to Team Fox.
So wipe that retard look off your face, head down to your local Pubix to "grab" some crab legs and Coors Light, stand up and yell every midschooler's favorite saying in the cafeteria, and see if Team Shaft can pull take a nonconsensual W from Team Fox.
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