Week 10 Match-Up of the Week

Good afternoon gentlemen, hope you're having a better day than Jonnu Smith...Hopefully you all did get out there and exercised your civil duty on Tuesday unlike certain people named Nick Saban. Also remembered to be sure and set your lineup tonight and on Sunday morning if you're out on the street or highway protesting the results though.

For Whom the Bell Tolls (1-8) and Team Stenmark (5-4) meet in this week's Match-Up of the Week presented by Kleenex so all you entitled millennial crybabies who've never heard the word no and have been coddled your entire lives by your parents, teachers, and friends can dry your tears. Hopefully you were able to find a therapy dog while you had your sit in catered by your college while not having to study for your exams today.

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Let's take a closer look at this match-up on paper...

 



 

QB - Joe Flaco will never be an elite quarterback...except when he's going up against Jay Cutler who let's just admit it, is trash. I'd rather have Uncle Rico than Cutler. - MFer

RB - Won't even be close here - MFer

WR - Edelman bangs random chicks off Tinder and in a Donald Trump America, that's the kind of guy I'd want on my team.  - MFer

WR - This right here is why ESPN's projections are about as reliable as exit polls, Michael Thomas will outscore Devante Adams by at least 10. - SS

TE - Matthew Berry loves Cameron Brate this week. Therefore, I hate him - MFer

FLEX - Cutler is back, Jeffery is a way better play here - SS

FLEX - Does anyone want a Rams receiver on their team...no - SS

D/ST - Jameis is going to take full advantage of the Bears D just like a Coed (Pretty sure I've made that joke before, sorry for a repeat) - MFer

K - Things that the Saints' defenders have problems with, defending the pass, defending the run, dodging bullets... - MFer

 

Final thoughts:

Every time I've gone with For Whom the Bell Tolls, he just disappoints me and let's me down, so therefore I've got to go with Team Stenmark.

 

 

* Lastly I'd like to state that the editor of the gloriousness that is The Blog does not appreciate having to re-do The Match-Up of the Week when you all make a stupid trade a few hours before kickoff. Really cramping my style kids...