Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Week 11 Wrap-Up

First of all, let me take a minute to apologize to all of you for not posting a wrap-up of any value last week. I had a Kayne moment and just needed to take a little hiatus.


Sometime you win, sometime you're making $700,000 a year to try and tackle professional millionaires and lose $20,000 worth of laminated pieces of paper...and you thought $10 a week sucked..

 
 
Once again, the match-up of the week didn't live up to expectations, HUUUUGE surprise there, as My Dak In A Box (5-6) easily defeated Team Shaft (8-3) 115 to 92. Looks like Team Shaft is FINALLY back to his namesake after having two (2) players end their seasons on him this week. We are all glad your fortunes have been reversed and you've come crashing back to reality.
 
 
This week Because Shawn Hated TY (6-5) handed a win to our League's worst team Legendary Dozers (2-9) 83 to 93. I'd like you all to if you would, humor me for a minute here. If they hadn't made their early season trade, they would have won this match-up by 23 points. Hell they'd also have two (2) more wins on the season, but let's be honest...they'd of found some way to screw those up anyways.
 
Speaking of great decisions by these two, let's just look at them employing the draft, drop, add, drop strategy this year on Kenny Britt....real men of genius here...
 
 
 
Thanks to these two mongoloids and their management "skills," Prestige Worldwide (10-1) has successfully won the prestigious Hamilton Division and clinched a spot in the playoffs where he seeks to defend his championship....and there was no clapping or rejoicing because no one likes to see a team like this in the Playoffs every year. Let someone else in!
 
However both the Ralph and Alford Divisions are anyone's for the taking and thankfully that'll mean these last three (3) weeks will mean something.
 
This week's Bottom Four is presented by Luke Kuechly's Tears...
 
 
 
#15 - Philanthropist Fletch (3-7-1) 1,196 points scored: 108.7 points per week - Welcome back to the bottom sir, we missed you here.
 
#16 - For Whom the Bell Tolls (3-8) 1,158 points scored: 105.3 points per week - You were much better when you were colluding with  Kenny Loggins Powers (6-5).
 
#17 - Team Schaeffer BMW (2-7-2) 1,086 points scored: 98.7 points per week - Are you even trying?
 
#18 - Legendary Dozers (2-9) 915 points scored: 83.2 points per week - You almost screwed up a win this week, but congrats on your second win of the season! Too bad you've still lost nine games...
 
Hope you have a safe and relaxing holiday gentlemen or some of you never wake up from your Tryptophan comma and forget to set your lineups.
 
 


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