This week Team Shaft (8-2) takes on My Dak in A Box (4-6) in what promise to not live up to what it is on paper!
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According to the "experts" at ESPN this one should end in a tie, but you're more likely to give your daughter's cellphone number to a certain political candidate's chief of staff's husband (damn that's a ways to go for a joke) than you are to believe what they say...let's take a closer look shall we....
QB - Like a spring break Waka Flocka Flame concert, I predict Dak gets knocked off his feet quite a few times Sunday - FRNK
RB - Dak hasn't had a consistent running back all season and would have more luck with a Make-a-Wish kid running the ball - FRNK
WR - Pretty evenly matched receivers here, but it's Chicago right.. - DAK
WR - Again evenly matched receivers - PUSH
TE - You don't want either of the tight ends on your team - PUSH
FLEX - Robinson has been more famine that feast this year and I have two (2) words for you Blake Bortles. Plus the guy has a tattoo of himself making a catch from college on his ribcage...douchechills and that's coming from me now, so you know it's bad - FRNK
FLEX - Talk about two (2) waiver wire additions, no one wanted these guys at the draft, you'll see why after this week. Plus look who they've got throwing to them...this was the best you guys could find on the waiver wire? - EVEN
D/ST - To me this is where this match-up will be decided. If Seattle shows up, then Dak should win, if the Vikings of the first four (4) games of the season show up, then Shaft will walk away with the Dubya. - EVEN
K- It's impressive that Phil Dawson is still able to lace his shoes up every Sunday, however Tucker is a much better play here. - DAK
Final Thoughts:
He's not 8-2 for nothing...SHAFT
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