Week 9 Wrap-Up

Greeting gentlemen, today we decide the course of this great Nation of ours for the next four (4) years and tomorrow our country resembles This Is The End...

For a second week in a row, last week's Match-Up of the Week again didn't deliver as Because Shawn Hated TY (6-3) dominated Stormin Mormon (4-4-1) 134-97. Apparently someone's team forgot to follow him back to the Temple.

This week's Great Moments in Managerial Insight is brought to you by Aeromexico.

First up we have Legendary Dozers (1-8)...words can not describe how utterly pathetic this team has been this year so far....hell I'd rather have Chad Kelly's ACL that this team. This team has established a new standard in feebleness scoring a record low of 25 points in a week. Never before has there been a team that's sucked this bad. Let's take a second or two and just laugh at this ineptitude.

1. The Dozer's managed to score only 25 points.
2. His bench (2 players not on bye) outscored his starters 41-25.
3. He could've started only Eli Manning and still scored 25 points.
4. He started two (2) players on bye and forgot to move Marquise Lee (16 points) to the FLEX.
5. Team Shaft (8-1) could have only started Latavius Murray (32 points) and still won.
6. Fifteen (15) individual players outscored this entire team on their own this week.

Next up we have last year's worst team Nathan's Moist Rowellettes (5-4):

Six (6) players on bye, no attempt to find anything on the waiver wire.
Two (2) defenses, you couldn't have dropped one (1) of these to try and find another offensive player?
I can understand not wanting to drop Dalton or Garcon, but what's your reasoning for keeping Chandler Catanzaro and not trying to pick up a kicker on waivers?
At most, you should have only two (2) players on bye in your starting lineup.

Finally just ask All About the Benjamins (6-3) how this worked out for him last week:

This week's Bottom Four is presented by two (2) week old Peanut Butter Kisses that you weren't able to give away last week at Halloween.

Thanks to scoring the most points in the league last week (135), Philanthropist Fletch (3-5-1) no longer finds himself on this list, talk about his best week ever!

#15 - My Dak In A Box (3-6) 1,000 points scored: 111.1 points per week - This team flies in the face of the convention that two (2) heads are better than one (1).

#16 - Team Schaeffer BMW (2-5) 900 points scored: 100 points per week - I'm out of Eastbound and down quotes to describe this team.

#17 - For Whom the Bell Tolls (1-8) 880 points scored: 97.8 points per week - Make up your damn mind on what your team name is going to be please.

#18 - Legendary Dozers (1-8) 753 points scored: 83.6 points per week -

So get out there and vote today because I'm pretty sure the world is going to end soon. That's good new for some of you since you already owe $80 to the pot and we've still got five (5) weeks left!