Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Week 9 Matchup of the Week

The Match Up of the Week is brought to you by Vagisil


Throw out the ESPN projected points, we're going strictly by records now (mostly b/c the majority of you cried over my process for picking games Tuesday while dining on delicious $2 tacos).

This week Prestige Worldwide takes on Stormin Mormon in what could be a preview of the league championship.

PWW enters the contest still feeling the scorn of his loss to his main broman Team Shaft in week 7 while Joseph Smith's angry disciples haven't lost since a week one debacle against...what the hell...is this right...Jay and Not So Silent Shawn...he lost to them? 

I can not for the life of me bet against Stormin Mormon, can't do it, won't do it...but selfishly I'm pulling (the way you cheer for the handicapped kid to score a touchdown) for Prestige Worldwide. This one is going down to the wire and it won't be decided until Monday night when Prestige Worldwide's QB who doesn't believe in public schooling (or birth control apparently) takes on the Chicago Bear's all-time leader in points for Stormin Mormon.

Let's hope that Prestige Worldwide has better luck in this contest than Keenan Allen's kidney. So gather up your sister wives and grab a nice non-caffeinated/alcoholic beverage because this one is going to be good gentlemen!



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