Prestige Worldwide dominated Stomin Mormon thanks to Antonio Brown's 46 points. Tough draw for the Utes as he'd of beaten over half the league with his modest 120 points.
Well he's gone and done it again!
It's Only 5 Losses, Relax has pulled off another "great" move!
Let's break down this Dumbass Move of the Week in more detail...
So IO5LR gives up a QB he'll need in week 11 for a borderline TE2 who's injured and might not even start Sunday (logical move right?)
Then Sunday morning, he drops said TE
Genius, pure genius! Let's just add this to the reasons you shouldn't be allowed in this league or maybe you should because you obviously know nothing about Fantasy Football...
This week's Bench Get Off Me Award (presented by Bench menswear) goes to...
Philanthropist Fletch (how many times this year are you going to win this award?) for leaving Owen Daniels and his 23 points on the bench. That would been more than enough to cover his 10 point loss to Lionel Richie All Night Long.
Congratulations sir! No wonder everyone you manage tends to quit, who wants to work under such a pathetic loser...
#Winning Teams
Team Shaft finds himself in a race with Kenny Loggins Powers for The Stark Division after dropping his last 2 games, but we all know that just like the Mets, KLP will lose when the championship is on the line.
There's basically no way Prestige Worldwide is not going to win The Targaryen Division, you'd have a better change converting on 4th and 25 from the 40 yard line.
No shocker that The Original RG is close to clinching the Lannister Division, but the biggest surprise is that Lionel Richie All Night Long is in 2nd place sitting only 2 games back.
The Baratheon Division remains anyone's...except for Jay and Not So Silent Shawn's...for the taking.
The teams that ride the short bus section...
I'm amazing how all of you don't choke on your tongues each night. Do you all sit in your excrement each Sunday and wonder what your lives would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Well it looks like Group Therapy's Walking Wounded has fully embraced losing, good news though...only 4 weeks remain so you'll only be out $120, your dignity, naming rights for the 2016 season, and knowing that this guy is a better Fantasy Football manager than you...
Might as well just put yourself down now...
Quinn's Redemption Tour is horrible, I mean you would've been better off letting the person who stole your computer draft for you...maybe then you'd have a logical excuse for why your team would have better luck getting a wish granted by Make-a-Wish than getting a win.
LeGarrette's Blount's season has gone up in smoke...
Despite their best efforts, Jay and Not So Silent Shawn have won three (3) games I'm confused how having two (2) minds would be a disadvantage, but obviously both minds like their bodies aren't beautiful.
This is taking too much time to write about the sub .500 teams, so basically you guys suck, "you're just the afterbirth...slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece"
Well that's all for this week...I'm looking forward to hopping on the wife...
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