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it's Week Ocho...
This week we are blessed to have another IDIOT of the Week, it's his second one this year, so everyone please give a polite participation clap to I Will Not Give Up T for spending $15 on Defense that got him a grand total of -5 points...well done sir!
You might look like Jonah Hill, but you lack the front office skills...
This week's Bench Get off Me Award (Presented by Green Bench Brewing Co. )
Goes to...Kenny Loggins Powers for leaving Shane Vereen and his 23 points on the bench. All he needed was a mere 22 points to side past Half the Man Roy Williams Was and into a tie for 1st place in the Stark Division. But instead it was vintage KLP for the loss.
#Winning
It's still any "man's" race for the 2015 Season Championship (presented by Callahan Auto Parts) with all 4 Division winner's from last year being within 1 game of each other. Can you guys let some of us other teams play? Thanks!
Prestige Worldwide looks to have the biggest lead on his Division, but hey that's what happens when you play in a Division who's mothers obviously drank during pregnancy. With all three (3) of the other "teams" being below .500 this Division should be renamed Water on the Brain. Let's hope these owner's can stop eating paste, paint chips, and pennies long enough to actually manage their teams without wetting themselves.
These people just suck category:
The race for the bottom is heating up with just 1 game separating 3 owners.
LeGarrette's Blounts, Quinn's Redemption Tour, and Group Therapy's Walking Wounded we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you!
Oh how the mighty have fallen!
You can change your name as many times as you want to, but sadly Group Therapy's Walking Wounded you're still going to suck...isn't it pathetic when your protégée has 2 more wins than you?
The student has become the master! But the only thing it appears he's mastered is losing...
Until next time...
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ReplyDeleteThe way you put the three teams with the worst record in the "these people just suck category" was really funny. Other people were thinking it and you just said it. Where do you come up with this? Is this prose or poetry? Does it matter? We have comedy gold overflowing in the form of multiple moneyball and dodgeball memes. What's next, an Austin Powers meme? That shit would be tight.
ReplyDeleteThe real idiot of the week award goes to all of us for continuing to read these. We know you have more than five minutes to put these together, please step it up.