This week's I Forgot to Do This at Lunch So This Post Isn't Going to be up to My Normal Standard Matchup of the Week pits the most uncreative team in the league (Team Fox) against the team voted most likely to lose their virginity in their mom's minivan after they moved home from college (Jimi Hendrix).
ESPN is projecting a 2 point spread so this one is a toss up.
This year I'll be going with a position by position breakdown...I know you're impressed.
QB - Both these teams have a quarterback who enjoys an evening with the ladies, however only one prefers it consensually, so I really don't see any separation there.
- EVEN
RB - This position is basically even, hell Seattle even made an outcast from Buffalo look like a beast. - EVEN
WR - Somehow ESPN thinks that Demaryius Thomas has an actual quarterback throwing to him, 14 points is stretch. I mean seriously Denver's QB basically is a high school joke or something you'd expect to come across reading this blog! The obvious advantage in WRs goes to Team Fox, maybe if the managers behind Jimi Hendrix had actually woken up from choking on their own vomit and spent money on a Tier 1 WR this would be a better matchup.
- Advantage - FOX
TE - How the hell in Antonio Gates still playing? This isn't 4 years ago.
- EVEN
FLEX - Strong move banking on two (2) Eagles player in your FLEX position Hendrix while FOX counters with a player definetly on the no fly list and a Giants RB.
- EVEN
K - Who cares....
- EVEN
D/ST - Eh, pretty much the same here. Can you tell I got lazy or bored?
- EVEN
Final verdict....
TEAM FOX wins by single digits, game blouses...
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