Week 4 Match-Up of the Week

Welcome to the first week of byes or the week we all realize how much it sucks only having three (3) bench spots.

Team Stenmark (2-1) takes on Jay and Not So Silent Shawn (2-1) in the Match-Up of the Week (presented by The Peeper Creeper)

 

Will the students become the master...or will this tyrannical Dictator continue to oppress these two peasants under his iron fist?

Let's take a look at how these "teams" stack up (according to ESPN)...

Both teams come into this match-up with a record of 2-1, but Jay and Not So Silent Shawn (ASS) come in having scored 75 more points than Team Stenmark (SS). SS has benefited from an easy schedule so far (think Georgia last week), but he is taking on these two morons...

QB - I think 17 points against the Pats is generous, but Matty Ice isn't playing the Saints this week. - EVEN

RB - As much as I'd like to not pick a 'Bama running back, I'm going to have to go with Ingram - ASS

WR - London won't be calling for Hurns and never pull against someone with a biblical name, let alone two of them! - SS

TE - Does anyone remember West Coast Choppers? No, neither do I... - ASS

FLEX - I'm sorry Forte and Coleman are never getting three (3) touchdowns in a game again, but still Jeffery doesn't have QB to throw to him and Artis-Payne hasn't been relevant since he was at Auburn. - ASS

D/ST - ESPN is calling for the Bills to score more than the Vikings, no way.. - ASS

K - After last week, Pitt has to score this week right? - ASS

Survey says.... Snoochie Buchies!