Sometimes you just feel like you're on a boat with two friends speeding into an embankment in the Miami moonlight. But keep your head up and maybe look at your phone for a helpful text from your friend, we've still got 11 weeks left for you to make a turnaround!
Prestige Worldwide (3-0) and Team Shaft (3-0) have yet to taste the bitterness of defeat, but an upcoming matchup with The Original RG (2-1) this week for PWW might spoil his magical season. TS takes on Team Fox (1-2) in what should be a winnable match up for the master of the shaft.
...is it your first win you're looking for?
Lionel Richie All Night Long (1-2) picked up his first victory this week while also putting up 185 points. The manager of Kenny Loggins Powers was getting worried about you and was about to call your wife to make sure you had made it safely to your computer to set your lineup.
I feel like a bully continuing to pick on the same teams week in and week out, but sometimes your team is just a flaming bag of poop...
As is the case of Philanthropist Fletch...Hell, Les Miles had a better week than this team...at least he got a buyout, instead Fletch has to pay in $10 this week, but then again Fletch your wife doesn't look like a man....so who's the real loser here?
Things I'm thankful for...beer, women, and Laremy's New Gas Mask (0-3) being in this league. You've got to love a newbie, not only did this kid suck at Fantasy Baseball (5-13 record), but looks like he's also got a knack for losing in football too. His stock is sliding faster than his namesake...
Jay and Not So Silent Shawn's trade almost came back to bite them in ass (what else is new?) as they gave away 73 points and only got 18 in return. Luckily neither team on Monday night played defense so there were more points scored than sniffles from Donald Trump...
If only Jimi Hendrix had started Jermaine Kearse (3 points) or Rishard Matthews (6 points) this week instead of Ryan Mathews (0 points), they'd of beat Prestige Worldwide, better luck next time kids.
Well that's all I can come up with this week, maybe there will be something else exciting for me to talk about next week or probably just the same piss poor performances out of most of you...
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