Week 4 Wrap-Up

Good news guys! Olive Garden's Never Ending Pasta Bowl is back!

In other news....we are still playing Fantasy Football and have many, many, many weeks left. Some of you are starting to regret this whole skins game format, others of you think you're going to the 'Ship, and still others of you I'm wondering if you've actually logged in since the draft.

Don't look now, but THE HOUSE THAT FORTE BUILT (2-2) has been on a roll lately putting up the most points in Week 4 (165) and so far leading in the league in points (532). Team 4TAY also continues a trend of exploiting Jay and Not So Silent Shawn (3-1)'s tendency to trade for anyone after a good week. Team ASS is like a goldfish* in several ways, they are distracted by something shiny and both have the memory of a goldfish.

*They also probably don't get that analogy, so let me explain that for them real quick. In this example: 1) something shiny is Player A's point total and 2) their short term memory is judging Player A by only 1 week's performance.

Luckily Team ASS has the number one scoring player in the league (Matt Ryan 122 points) b/c Forte has put up a grand total of 13 points since they gave up the bank for him back after week 2.

Somehow this team keeps winning....it's like the little engine that could.

Hopefully this feel good story comes to an abrupt end soon.

When it rains....it pours....some guys just can't catch a break!

Such is the case of Philanthropist Fletch (0-3-1). He went to bed Monday night FINALLY not having to pay $10, but awoke refresh and rejuvenated Tuesday morning only to find that he had tied and instead owed $5 to the pot.

 

On a positive note, he can't second guess himself on his management ability this week b/c his bench put up a big doughnut.

It doesn't look good for FLET for week 5 as he takes on the above stated "hottest" team in the league that 0-14 season is looking achievable after all.

Well looks like you can all stop worry about All About the Benjamins (2-2). After a superb week 1 and mediocre week 2, this team has slowly been coming back to reality losing his last 2.  You had a good ride sir, but we all knew you'd find a way to screw it up. I really think Paxton Lynch is just what the doctor ordered for you this week!

Another team on the one way train to suck town is My Dak In A Box (2-2) after being projected to lead the league in scoring the last 4 weeks, this team only managed a grand total of 86 points in week 4....which would have only beaten one other team. PATHETIC or what you'd expect from a team with two (2) prim donna wide receivers, a kicker who beats his girlfriend, and someone who got his ass kicked at a Whiz Khalifa concert on it. No wonder this team's former wide receiver checked himself into rehab, I wouldn't want to play for this pathetic excuse for a team either!

And then there was 1...Prestige Worldwide (4-0) remains the only unbeaten team in the league. To find the last time this team lost, you have to go way back to last year when Jeb Bush was actually the front runner for the Republican Party's Presidential candidate.

Free Agent Auction Report:

With nine (9) weeks to go Team Stenmark (2-2) is down to only $1 left in his FA Auction Budget. Risky move for the manager of a team of Glass Joe's.

THE HOUSE THAT FORTE BUILT thought that an atheist with the groin of a quadriplegic was somehow worth $35 this week....or exactly what Team Schaeffer BMW paid for them during the draft. Great move guys and to think I just praised your  management ability above.

Until next week gents....someone please, please beat PWW....like anyone....haven't we all paid this man enough already? Mr. Steal Your Gurley (2-2) I'm talking to you sir in case I haven't made it clear already...