This week I've decided to highlight not just one, but two matchups this week (you're all welcome for the extra effort on my part). These two matchups highlight both the highs and the lows of this league as we've got a battle for the top spot in the League and also skirmish for the bottom of the league.
Let's get to it with the first matchup presented by the Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita where Team Shaft (5-1) meets Prestige Worldwide (6-0).
It's been 361 days since Prestige Worldwide last lost.
Let that sink in for a moment...Three hundred sixty-one days...
Just think, back then Playboy still had nude playmates, Lamar Odom was in a coma, Peyton Manning only had 1 Super Bowl win, The UK was still part of the European Union, The Cavaliers had never won an NBA championship, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Prince, and Nancy Reagan were still alive, there was no Pokémon Go, and most importantly the world still had Harambe!
But this week he finds himself taking on the last team to beat him Team Shaft. Last year FRNK won 127-114 thanks to 31 points from Mike Evans...only problem is that this time Mike Evans suits up for PWW this year. Let's take a gander at this match up...
QB - Won't even be close here, this isn't the 2013 Gator Bowl - FRNK
RB - I pity the fool that has to play David Johnson - PWW
WR - On paper Shaft has the two of the best receivers in the league, but somehow Kenny Britt will have 200+ yards and Crabtree will have 3 tds this week. - FRNK
TE - We've been hearing how great it's going to be when Eifert actually plays for Prestige, I hope he at least plays this week so Prestige can shut up about this. - FRNK
FLEX - This is pretty much a toss up - EVEN
D/ST - Should be a defensive battle in that Eagles/Vikings game. Think that has to favor the Eagles. - FRNK
K - Never trust your week to a kicker - EVEN
Final Thoughts:
Shut yo' mouth...
And now for that other match-up presented by the Smart Pure Coupe where Philanthropist Fletch (1-4-1) meets For Whom the Bell Tolls (1-5).
These are the 36 Absolute Best Things in the World you will not find either of these team listed anywhere on this list because....well, these two teams just suck.
QB - Sucks
RB - Sucks
WR - Sucks
TE - Sucks
FLEX - Sucks
D/ST - Sucks
K - Sucks
Final Thoughts:
The real winner here is.....YOU....Why you might ask?
Because you play in a league with both these teams who are going to put up as much fight each week as anyone who leaves the bar with Cosby...
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