Let's just call this what it is gentlemen...
HOT F'N GARBAGE...
This matchup smells worse than Delicious SB on Saturdays during March. Both teams come in with a robust combined record of 1-7 and in last place in their respective Divisions.
We couldn't have ask for a more exciting matchup this week. Everyone sit down and prepare to be amazed...
QB - What I like about this match up is that both QBs are playing each other, what I don't like is Stafford. - LRMY
RB - This isn't even close, if Pitt let's the Jets hang around and Bell is the back for the entire game, there's no way Hyde is outscoring him - MFER
WR - Here's something we haven't seen since the years of Randy Moss playing for the Pats, two New England WRs getting started by two different teams. Yeh, you've got Tommy Low Balls back throwing to them this week, but I think double digit points for each is a stretch. - EVEN
TE - Even if MFER plays Richard Rodgers in his TE spot (I know I'm giving him a lot of credit here, probably more than he deserves, but still he might actually make his first logical decision this year and start a player in his TE spot), there's no way Rodgers outscores Reed - LRMY
FLEX - ESPN is predicting these to be almost even and we all know that ESPN is never wrong so I'm going to go with that call too - EVEN
D/ST - The Panthers D has been lackluster so far this year and with a player coming to town known for stealing and raping, it's going to be another tough matchup, but the G-men have to play Rodger so I'm going to go with the city where Caitlyn Jenner still has to use the men's room. - LRMY
K - Always go with a dome over the elements right? - MFER
I hate both these teams, basically you look forward to playing each b/c you know its a given win. But since I have to make a prediction, I'm going to go with For Whom the Bell Tolls to win this pillow fight of a match-up.
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