Playoffs Round 1

Tonight we begin what will be a three (3) week odyssey to see if anyone can dethrone the mighty and oppressive Prestige Worldwide. Throw out the records because it's win or go home from here on out gentlemen.

Six (6) teams will enter, but only one (1) will emerge victorious with mostly Philanthropist Fletch's spoils and a big ass trophy.

First let me take a moment to congratulate each and everyone of you gentlemen on making it this far. You each can take solace in knowing that you are better than 12 other teams. These pitiful excuses for fantasy football managers have nothing on you and should consider themselves lucky to even be allowed in the same room as you at draft time.

Secondly, you must each come to the realization that five of you will ultimately be a sad, pathetic loser in three weeks unless you win the league. You might of made the playoffs, but unless you win, you're just like the rest of those scum who didn't even make it this far.

So getting that out of the way, let's take a look at each team

#1 - Prestige Worldwide - The obvious favorite here, he's led wire to wire and unless a major injury happens to his team, he's going to win.

#2 - Mr. Steal Your Gurley - He's scored the most points in the league and somehow his three RB strategy in a PPR league has worked.

#3 - Team Stenmark - WHY ARE YOU HERE?

#4 - Team Shaft - The only team to beat PWW, so you know he's capable of winning the big game, he draws an easy opening round matchup setting up a bromance matchup made in heaven in the 2nd round.

#5 - Because Shawn Hated TY - Somehow these two will find a way to lose.

#6 - Stormin Mormon - One last shot at glory for this team b/c he won't be getting invited back next year, but at least he will get his own planet someday.

Let get to this week's playoff match-ups...

Our first matchup shouldn't even be close as Team Shaft takes on those two (2) lovable mongoloids Because Shawn Hated TY or as I like to call their team....Because We Both Hate the Gym.

As you can see there's really no reason to discuss this matchup because simply it won't even be close even if Julio Jones suits up for Atlanta.

Here's another fun fact about Because Shawn Hated TY...of their nine (9) starters, they only draft five (5), talk about a roster full of waiver wire adds!

Final Thoughts: Team Shaft wins by over 20 and moves on to take on the Prestige Worldwide machine.

Our second matchup provides a little more drama, but still could be a one-sided affair as Stormin Mormon takes on Team Stenmark.

Team Stenmark shouldn't even been in the playoffs, but thanks to playing in the league's worst division finds himself with a winnable matchup in the first round.

Final Thoughts: If both Riddick and Thomas play then Team Stenmark narrowly limps into the second round, but know the luck of this team, don't count on it.