We've seen a little bit of everything this season, but mostly we've seen a whole lot of the same as once again Prestige Worldwide (13-1) has won the regular season crown.
We've seen the highs - Lionel Richie All Night Long (8-6) - 185 points in week 3
We've seen the lows - Legendary Dozers (4-10) - 25 points in week 9
We've seen All About the Benjamins (6-6-2) squander what was arguably the best keeper selections and not make the playoffs again thanks to poor drafting and horrible managerial skills. We still don't under the $30 for Treadwell move.
We've seen one team despite it's best efforts still make the playoffs even after the burdens of water head management, one-sided trades, and a puzzling draft, drop, add, and trade for waiver wire strategy. I'm talking about the little engine that could...Because Shawn Hated TY (9-5).
The regular season standings are as follows in case you care:
Congratulations are in order for our three (3) Division winners
Ralph - Team Stenmark (7-7) - 1,473 points scored; someone had to win this sad excuse for a Division. I hope whoever plays you in the first round enjoys an easy win.
Hamilton - Prestige Worldwide (13-1) - 1,721 points scored; oh look, you won again, we are sooooo happy for you...
Alford - Mr. Steal Your Gurley (9-5) - 1,731 points scored; what a difference two (2) years makes...no one even remembers your 4-9 performance during the 2014 season now sir!
A let's have a small clap for our other three (3) playoff teams:
From the Alford Division - Team Shaft (9-5) and Stormin Mormon (8-5-1)
From the Hamilton Division - Because Shawn Hated TY (9-5)
For all you other loser who didn't make it to the playoffs...
So gentlemen pay your money and better luck next year.
Let's get some regular season recognition shall we...
Most points scored - Mr. Steal Your Gurley (9-5) - 1,731 points
Least points scored - Legendary Dozers (4-10) - 1,268 points
Toughest Division - Alford - only one team finished below .500 and 5th place in this Division would have won the Ralph Division
Weakest Division - Ralph - not a single team had a winning season, this truly is the AFC South of Fantasy Football.
The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 My Team Has Gone Down in Heap of Flames Team of Year goes to....Legendary Dozers! Congratulations sir, we only thought you sucked at fantasy baseball....turns out your team plummeted faster than Tunsil's draft stock on draft day! We look forward to your new name next year and you being our bitch at the draft party...fins down...
Playoffs start on Thursday boys...
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