It's only fitting that our great league's two (2) worst teams would meet in the final week of the regular season to determine who truly is a failure at life and fantasy football...
Team Schaeffer BMW (3-8-2) takes on Legendary Dozers (3-10) in what promises to be a low scoring affair in the week's Match-Up of the Week presented by Picadilly.
Let's take a look at how ESPN breaks it down....hmmm close one huh?
QB - Rodgers has a Q by his name and if you've heard the rumors then that's only fitting...I see this matchup on paper being a wash, but with Uncle Rico calling the plays it's anyone's call on who shows up for the Giant's offense. - EVEN
RB - With a name like Smallwood you know this kid got picked on constantly in high school...you sorta feel sorry him until you realize that he's making half a million dollars to run up and down a 100 yard field. - LGND
WR - Remember when DeSean Jackson was relevant...yeah me either... - RG2
WR - Dorial Green-Beckham is more likely to get arrested for pot again and push a chick down the stairs than score 9 points - LGND
TE - When you pay $28 for a player you better hope he delivers, especially when he's going against a player more likely to end up the practice squad to start next season - RG2
FLEX - Jordan Reed is a dick! Who gets injured then comes back to catch 10 passes for 95 yards and 2 touchdowns in the second half and then can't play the next week...this douchebag - LGND
FLEX - White receivers, I see a pattern here for this team...if only it correlated to their wins...oh wait, but then again, Gates is more likely to be taken off the field in a stretcher than find the end zone this week. - RG2
D/ST - The Bears don't get to play the niners every week you know... - RG2
K - I still don't care - EVEN
Final Thoughts - I really want this to end in a tie b/c these two (2) teams just plain suck. The real winner is you because you aren't either of these teams and you won't have to change your name next year or do our bidding at the draft party...
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